Is your ideal man not only a tiger in the sack, but a lion in the kitchen, whipping up treats left and right and then cleaning the kitchen until it's spotless?
Are you unintimidated by physical brawn, rippling musculature, and cat-like reflexes? 
Do you enjoy intellectual challenges, philosophical thought experiments, and general mental pursuits?Do you enjoy an active, fast-paced lifestyle filled with passion and a zest for life?
If you answered "yes" to the above questions, we have just the man for you! He's a catch ladies, with the speed of a minnow, the stubborn tenacity of a salmon, the multi-colored incandescence of a rainbow trout, and the innate weaponry of the swordfish.
Not only that, but he's a lawyer! He can protect your rights while pondering if you deserve those rights at the same time.
Ladies who are living in the New York area and interested, send a picture and your address and phone number to his friend, who started this website without his consent: heatherwpeterson@gmail.com.
First come, first served.
